by Yawkyawk22 April 08, 2017
Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
by thedangersofboredom July 07, 2021
The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.
by Moxee Eutopia September 27, 2015
Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.
Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.
If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.
The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team
You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.
If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.
The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team
You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
by melly L December 09, 2013
The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.
by TheDefinerOfWords99 March 12, 2015
A black man or women who works in a nightclub toilet, will try and sell you fake aftershave and make you pay to wash your hands. Often can be heard singing songs such as "no splash no gash, no splash no gash, freshern up up up.
Also see bog wog
Also see bog wog
by Tyrone woglington December 02, 2012
The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.
"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
by DumDeeDragon July 31, 2022