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Toilet Sodomy

The act of taking a shit on an automatic flushing toilet and the toilet suddenly flushes while you are still in process of pooing. The fecal matter will be forcefully thrusted back into your anal cavity. This is one of the most traumatic experiences, especially if it occurs at work. Many people experience POO-TSD (See POO-TSD) in the coming years.
Mike: Yo dude I took a nasty shit last night. Shit smelled like rotten eggs and dirty grundul.

Stoney: Bro at least you didn’t experience toilet sodomy yesterday. Shit happened to me out of nowhere. Took me like a half hour to clean myself up.
by Stoney69 January 12, 2019
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Toilet Vodka

A half to quarter filled bottle of what appears to be Vodka that was found in a random toilet cubicle. You can't verify its contents 100%, but from the distinct smell of methylated spirits that eminates from the bottle, you feel that the odds may be in your favour, thus deeming the bottle more safe than risky to drink.
Me: "I can't believe I drank the Toilet Vodka last night..."

Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
by RySuki January 12, 2019
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Toilet Oyster

When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.
by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019
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Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018
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The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.
Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
by DuctTapePants August 26, 2018
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toilet tickets

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
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toilet espionage

The act of pranking others (friend or foe) that revolves around a toilet.
Person 1: Hey dude, let’s do an upper decker on Creepy Larry’s toilet.

Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.
by Dutch to the Oven June 6, 2018
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