toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023

ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.

"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."

by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021

Ham & Jam

British equivalent of ejaculate & evacuate, & others. The term is used when one penetrates another & then leaves them.

Ron went out to the bar at 9PM, met a girl, went into her apartment, & made the Ham & Jam after 1 hour of getting behind pleasure.

by MaleHandle February 27, 2020

Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.

Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.

by KimbosBellyButton April 06, 2021

ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."

We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.

by j0h May 11, 2021

Ham Butt

That means your booty is looking PHat! That booty goes ham yeah know.

-Look at this picture i took yesterday!

-Oh Man you got a Ham Butt!!

-You right man Thanks. :)

by freakydeekybotty April 18, 2022

hot ham

hot ham did you find a noter man?? said by simona

hot ham did you find...

by shf;adjf January 14, 2020