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exertion stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.
"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"
by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008
mugGet the exertion strokemug.

Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them
I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.
by Grantivanschilte April 18, 2024
mugGet the Day one strokesmug.

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”
by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
mugGet the Stroking it blindmug.

Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode
Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight
by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024
mugGet the Static Strokemug.

stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.
Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.
by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011
mugGet the stroke the magic picklemug.

1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died
by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021
mugGet the 1% Strokemug.

Tokes For Strokes

U give tokes (hit of the J) for strokes (self-explanatory)
tokes for strokes?”
by sebby pro March 26, 2022
mugGet the Tokes For Strokesmug.

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