Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011

steaming yak shit

When something is annoying past the point of being horse shit

Dude, I got friend zoned again! This is steaming yak shit!

by codered253 February 16, 2013

screaming pussy

A really good orgasm to where the pussy is practically screaming.

John was so good in bed last night that i had a screaming pussy.

by RedSoloCupz December 31, 2013

steaming shovel

Where you fuck a girl in the ass then pull out and make her suck your dick.

Give that bitch a steaming shovel

by Spoondick January 24, 2014

stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014

Screaming Pigs

Tasteless "screamo" music that closely resembles the sound of pigs screaming.

My roommate came out of his room to clean the living room with some screaming pigs.

by dprfunk January 15, 2015