cool story hoe

When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.

Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.

You: Just benched 400 lbs.

Hoe: Cool story bro.

You: Cool story hoe.

by themasterofeverything123 June 5, 2011

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Hood love story

People on Snapchat putting their business out telling the story of how their ex cheated or did them wrong in anyway.

Hood love story is another way of exposing

by Realiststatements February 21, 2020

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A Purple Spaghetti Story is an overly long, meandering joke told as if it were a short story (sometimes about a real person - to make it seem real) usually about purple Spaghetti and ending with an unrelated lesson learned. They are often also called, or similar to, a Shaggy Dog Story.

During dinner, Uncle Richard told his nephews Zack and Aaron his famous Purple Spaghetti Story about his son Jeremy being sent to the principals office because he was passing notes in math class. Of course when the principal asked, Jeremy said he was just writing about Purple Spaghetti. By the time Richard finally reached the unrelated punch line ("look both ways before crossing the street") the boys had fallen asleep.

by NZev November 3, 2021

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Its a funny story

Something you say when you know your screwed, and your thinking of a way around it.

Jim - "Dude, why are you driving my car?"

Dave - "Its a funny story really-"

Jim - "Shut the fuck up and get out of my car."

Dave "Ok...."

by ReallyQuick June 14, 2010

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fake friend story

make a private story on snapchat to chat shit about all the people that have done you wrong (fake friends) can use code names or whatever !

want to be added to my fake friend story !

by 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 February 24, 2020

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christmas story morning

Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.

My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.

by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017

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