stoner

One who smokes marijuana and holds a generally carefree attitude toward life. Fun to hang out with or fuck occasionally, but do not expext them to get serious in a relationship.

I've been stressed lately, so I'm going to chill with some stoners tonight.

by kate November 22, 2004

angry stoner

young people who don't know how to handle their weed. will get annoyed or paranoid over little things and lash out or make mistakes during their high. will always want more and more bud, but cannot afford it because they are little commies and think capitalism is hiding under their bed. probably has a bad credit score and hops around from apartment complex to apartment complex after getting kicked out by management. annoying little bitches. will end up working at tj max when they are 80. loves to play victim and blame people for their own problems or shortcomings. may be into grunge and live in seattle.

Hey Bob who is that?
It's a angry stoner who moved in a few days ago. They will probably cause themselves lots of problems and self-destruct -- nothing to worry about.

by CreampieMyBong June 24, 2011

douchey stoner

a person (usually a guy) who smokes lots of weed, crappy weed, and has the traits of a douche bag and fronts; tries to act and dress ghetto even though he's from the 'burbs; refers to things/objects that he likes as "that's my sh*t!"; his eyes are rarely seen due to excessive squinting mixed with a non-intimidating "tough face"; can easily be beaten up and can be taken advantage of when it comes to paying for food/booze/weed; you'll smoke with him and he'll put on Bon Jovi; obsessed with keg-erators; wears hard-core sandals; uses cuss words excessively

Douchey stoner: "Are you watchin' Dunston Checks In? That movie's my sh*t "

Douchey stoner: "I love f*ckin chicks! Shit man, where's all the f*ckin' chicks motherf*cker?"

by ballsdeep112 August 2, 2011

stoner

A stoner is almost always a self given title, by people who smoke a lot of marijuana. These people tend to be non violent, yet extremely lazy. They do not contribute to society and spend most of their (or their parents) money on pot. Stoners are well known to be non constructive, apart from the odd one playing a musical instrument. Marijuana does not directly give them cancer or any extreme illness, but it does kill off creative braincells, despite what users may think. Some stoners have extreme short term memory and have selfish personality traits. A lot of stoners would pick pot over a lot more important things.

This is not a dig at stoners, this is what I have found out from my own personal research, at least 6 of my friends consider themselves as stoners, and this has been the basis for my definition.

by 0wn4g3_206 November 25, 2004

stoner spare

The soft ring around a person's waist that comes from smoking pot and getting the munchies regularly.
Mathematically:
(Bonghit + 4 bags of chips, bowl of ice cream, 3 cookies, slice of cake) x daily = belly hangs over pants

"Hey, I'm getting a stoner spare, these pants stayed buttoned last week... Pass the french fries!"

by Gogarty May 6, 2006

stoner

A person who smokes exsesivly and loves the ganja....But you know...stoners are the best...

Yea i smoke so much....im a damn stoner

by Soriah December 13, 2003

stoner at sobeys

a couple of stoners who have the munchies so head to sobeys......usually have no intent of buying anything......usually shoving beef jerkey in there pants and walking out or get a box of hot potato wedges (dont have to pay until you get to the front) and simply walk out

cashier#1: shit here comes some kids coming in the store at 3 in the morning
cashier#2:man i wish this wasnt a 24 hour huge ass grocery store
cashier#3: there just more stoner at sobeys

by kurts reincarnation August 15, 2009