The following events are actual and transpired in the early morning of December 28, 2008, between 1:29 and 2:15 AM, on Vine Avenue in Park Ridge, near Chicago Illinois.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent and unfortunate bystanders.
Two teens, one aged 17, whom I shall not name, and the other aged 16, to whom I'll refer as Andrew, were walking down Vine Avenue, filming a documentary for English Class. Why they were doing so at almost 2 in the morning has not been discovered. A friend of theirs, to whom ill refer as Ross, lived nearby. As they walked past his house with the camera, speaking the dialogue they had prepared, A flash of purple light shone out through the upper bedroom window or Ross' residence. Those who know the street and can recall the events of that unholy day, will recall that all the streetlamps were mysteriously shattered, and seeing as this was on the outskirts of town, the sky was almost pitch black. Back to the purple light. After about 30 seconds of the light flash, Ross came sprinting out of his home shouting something unintelligible. As the two teens and the camera turns to face him, Something or someone hit the one carrying the camera, Andrew and knocks him unconscious (presumably). The camera falls to the ground but does not break. From the way it lands, we can see the face of Ross. Those who had the misfortune to watch the tape can make out that Ross says something along the lines of "The 'white square', it cut it open, the blood is leaking all over my kitchen floor. This is where the tape cuts out, and two deafening, sickening noises, resembling a aluminum bat crushing someone’s skull are heard. The remains of the 3 boys were never found, only the camera tape laid nearby, bearing only the fingerprints of Andrew.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent and unfortunate bystanders.
Two teens, one aged 17, whom I shall not name, and the other aged 16, to whom I'll refer as Andrew, were walking down Vine Avenue, filming a documentary for English Class. Why they were doing so at almost 2 in the morning has not been discovered. A friend of theirs, to whom ill refer as Ross, lived nearby. As they walked past his house with the camera, speaking the dialogue they had prepared, A flash of purple light shone out through the upper bedroom window or Ross' residence. Those who know the street and can recall the events of that unholy day, will recall that all the streetlamps were mysteriously shattered, and seeing as this was on the outskirts of town, the sky was almost pitch black. Back to the purple light. After about 30 seconds of the light flash, Ross came sprinting out of his home shouting something unintelligible. As the two teens and the camera turns to face him, Something or someone hit the one carrying the camera, Andrew and knocks him unconscious (presumably). The camera falls to the ground but does not break. From the way it lands, we can see the face of Ross. Those who had the misfortune to watch the tape can make out that Ross says something along the lines of "The 'white square', it cut it open, the blood is leaking all over my kitchen floor. This is where the tape cuts out, and two deafening, sickening noises, resembling a aluminum bat crushing someone’s skull are heard. The remains of the 3 boys were never found, only the camera tape laid nearby, bearing only the fingerprints of Andrew.
The Video of The White Square Incident was available on Youtube, but was removed 3 days after posting, under the authority of the Park Ridge Police Dept.
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1. a group of gorgeous, amazing girls that each have awesome personalities and bring something different to their group of friends. the first group was originally discovered by a guy named cliff from chicago in 2004.
2. it is a group of girls that always stay friends and they may recruit more friends to their group. some girls in the group might grow apart from the others or never want to hang out with them so the bam squad can also vote them out.
3. a group of girls that is very similar to a sorority. each girl has a different role in the group and they can help each other decide which role to be such as president, captain, co-captain, bitch, diva...etc. the difference betweent the bam squad and a sorority is that the bam squad is smaller and not affiliated with any school. any group of girls can start one, but it is usually lead by a really close guy friend who is their "pimp". the male group equivalent is called "The Rowdy Boys" also discovered by cliff, the guy from chicago.
4. this group of girls also has rules that they make up such as, "friends let friends double dip".
5. the bam squad also has theme parties such as "penis parties" and "BAM-A-PALOOZA". and of course this group consists of girly things to do like girls' nights and shopping and chick flicks.
2. it is a group of girls that always stay friends and they may recruit more friends to their group. some girls in the group might grow apart from the others or never want to hang out with them so the bam squad can also vote them out.
3. a group of girls that is very similar to a sorority. each girl has a different role in the group and they can help each other decide which role to be such as president, captain, co-captain, bitch, diva...etc. the difference betweent the bam squad and a sorority is that the bam squad is smaller and not affiliated with any school. any group of girls can start one, but it is usually lead by a really close guy friend who is their "pimp". the male group equivalent is called "The Rowdy Boys" also discovered by cliff, the guy from chicago.
4. this group of girls also has rules that they make up such as, "friends let friends double dip".
5. the bam squad also has theme parties such as "penis parties" and "BAM-A-PALOOZA". and of course this group consists of girly things to do like girls' nights and shopping and chick flicks.
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second guy: "no, dude, she's not in the group anymore. the bam squad kicked her out because she was psycho."
second guy: "no, dude, she's not in the group anymore. the bam squad kicked her out because she was psycho."
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