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shouting spider

(noun, chiefly Brit., vulg., commonly prefaced with the definite article: ie., the shouting spider; metaphor referring to the many-legged appearance of the 'spider' in question, and its occasional tendency to 'shout'). The anus.
I had a mutton vindaloo on Friday night. On Saturday morning, my shouting spider was crying out in agony.
by Just_Tom September 21, 2009
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Chinese Sniper

When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.
Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"
by Jarod22 March 16, 2013
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cave spider

A dark blue spider that spawns within abandoned mineshafts. Cave spiders have 12 health (6 hearts) and do light damage (1-3) plus 5-10 seconds of poison damage which can be deadly. They are smaller than regular spiders, allowing them to go through 1x1 holes. When in combat, it's best to use a stone or above level sword to defeat them. The enchantment "Bane of Arthropods" is very useful since it does extra damage to spiders. It's best to keep milk aswell to clear out the poison. When cave spiders die, they drop string and spider eyes
by Mallow445 November 27, 2013
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Pulling a Spicer

When a guy who is obviously gay pretends and acts to be straight around his friends. Usually makes many gay references and uses the word cock often.
Alex would often get caught pulling a spicer....
by randy shakleford February 22, 2007
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Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.
Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock
by no royals October 1, 2016
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SPIDER FACE

Spider face - A description of a person who has a haggered or extreemly wrinkled face. To be used also as a random insult but more generally as an insult to an ugly or old person.
Yo dude, check out Paul Mc Cartney, look at his fucking spider face yo! Dude looks fucking haggered!

Yo dude, you totally fucked that spider face whore last night she was rough like the badgers arse!
by Gmac2k9 November 2, 2009
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merlot sippers

Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.
Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.

That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.
by slonob February 1, 2004
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