An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.
Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)
Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016
Get the sperm misermug. We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever
by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023
Get the Jesus Sperm Theorymug. When there is one man and 10 or more jewish women in a sauna and the man cums on the sauna rocks turning his semen into a gass impregnating all the women in the sauna
Today I went to a Auschwitz Sperm Bank I hope I dont have to pay too much child support to those big nose penny pinching bitches
by CP master December 8, 2024
Get the Auschwitz Sperm Bankmug. by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017
Get the Sperm Whalemug. by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020
Get the Sperm Whalemug. A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.
Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?
Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.
Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.
Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
by Pat gently June 7, 2023
Get the Sperm thiefmug. by batman and umpire atagachu January 10, 2022
Get the spermmug.