smart

in a quick or rapid manner.

"it is better for tenants to be compelled to pay up smart" -Pall Mall Gazette of November 29

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

as smart as a whip

very alert and intelligent.

"despite some of the things he says, he's as smart as a whip"

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

Samsung smart refrigerator

Women's breasts.

if she has large breasts she has a fully stocked Samsung smart refrigerator

Samsung smart refrigerator

"she had a fully stocked Samsung smart refrigerator.

by book1234567890 August 13, 2025

Smart fella/Fart smella

When someone on some jackle and hide kinda shit

"The façade was a smart fella; but behind it was a fart smella" - idea of a Smart fella/Fart smella

by The absolute August 14, 2025

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV

85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)

Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.

Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.

Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.

He ate 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV For dinner last night.

by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025

Smart

You know, BEN SHAPIRO thinks that SMART people don't have to SAY that they're smart...

Hym "But that's where I break from Ben Shapiro. You should ALWAYS say you're smart. I always tell people I'm a genius. Or, rather, I would if they didn't already know that I created AI. But if you WERE smart you would get my money to me before the pay up letter comes in the mail."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

smart fridge Ramadan reset

A frustrating phenomenon where the date settings of a smart fridge are inexplicably reset to coincide with significant dates in the fasting month of Ramadan, such as Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. This glitch forces users to wait until nightfall to access food, humorously highlighting the absurdity of technology failing at crucial times.

Every time I unplug my smart fridge, it resets to Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 — now I can only eat at night during Ramadan! What a classic case of the smart fridge Ramadan reset!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025