Pethel Smash

A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.

In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.

I.E.

Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"

Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."

Puddi:"Poor guy."

Pethel Smash by hipstersbeingtriangles December 8, 2010

Berta Smash 

The act of raging and punching yourself in the skull

Berta Smash!!

Berta Smash by V Sizzy April 17, 2011

Anger smash 

Breaking anything in a fury of rage.

Man tommy anger smashed his computer

Last night 'cause the thing locked up on him.

Anger smash by Avp1111 September 24, 2011

tito smash 

When a man has a rather large wang and brags about it

Hey Twerkies guess my girl wants the Tito smash

tito smash by ORG wheat thins December 9, 2015

curry smash 

When you are between two sweaty Indian males/females during any activity (most likely intercourse).

Man, I got curry smashed so hard last night, I smell like spicy disappointment.

curry smash by Xtack August 21, 2016

Crystal Smash 

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it

Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!

Crystal Smash by Emance March 19, 2017

banana smash 

It's when you insert a banana into a woman's vagina and then you have sex with woman until banana comes out. Resulting in a banana cream pie.

The other night this girl came over and I banana smashed the hell out of her vagina.

banana smash by Bananas smash March 24, 2017