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Single Selfie

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.
"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"
by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017
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singelo

handful of singelos , ie handful of one dollar bills. Heard more on the east coast.
by Cyril nashCCyril Nash March 5, 2017
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Single Zero

The words one puts while filing taxes to acquire a tax return. Commonly used by college students whose parents have a "tax guy."
While filing taxes, Louis put down "single zero" and got that bread back from the government.
by vrmegabyte March 18, 2017
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Singer

Rules for being a singer:
1. Never wear anything normal
2. Marry after 2-15 weeks
3. Either make good music and be depressed, or make bad music and have a undeserved sense of accomplishment
4. drugs. take it as you will, but whatever happens, drugs have to be involved
5. Most importantly of all, either O.D. or shoot yourself, and you are never aloud to live past 60
Wow, look at that depressed, regretful, weird ass guy holding pills in one hand and a gun in the other contemplating which to kill himself with! He must be a famous singer.
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single look

A man,s or woman,s state of that it has become first of all, with a single look of the visitor spouse of, now it is wearing, already now described, mainly for the good behavior mixed with its beauty, and so a described person, is going to be loved for that good manner, by .
It is I and it was, now you have seen, Ton, my single look, husband!
by man!? August 22, 2017
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Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.
"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."
by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017
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Single

I don’t have to fuck with rayray broke ass no more
Her: Hey girl are you still with rayray?

Me: Hell naw im single! Chase a check never chase a dick
by Cookiescrumbled94 September 22, 2017
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