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Simp

1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.

2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:

Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...

Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020
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Simp

A simp is a person who overvalues women that obviously don't like them. They are overprotective at times and if you call someone that they might not know what that means so call them that.
"Whatever you say simp"
Ugh, that boy is such a simp like damn!
by Candel'ite X_X May 29, 2020
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Simp

A man who will do anything in their power to get laid or to get a girl to like them. This will include; Paying (prostitution), being nice to a certain extent, constantly complimenting them, ditching the bois to hang with the girl.
by Arinator235 April 5, 2020
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Simp

by "type name here" May 15, 2020
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Simp

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women.

This is the real reason but since tik tok got a hold of the word all these 13 year olds are using the word unironically and are annoying as fuck.
Ashley: “i hope you die richard your so ugly and stupid, now go buy me a new purse”
Richard: “yes my dear, i will do whatever you’d like”
Bobby: (Richards friend) “damn Richard you’re a simp lmao”
by my favorite cheese is jack September 4, 2020
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Simp

when u like a person but they don't like u back
the boy is simp because the girl doesn't like him
by MrKofiDaBest August 30, 2020
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Simp

Someone who has loved a girl for 5 years but doesn't express his feelings for her.The simps are ready to buy anything for the girl they love.Often the first name of the simp people is Victor and often the girl they love her name is Sarah.
Victor loves Sarah pelletier and he doesn’t express his emotion for her or over express his emotions for her.

Victor:Oh Sarah you are my cutest friend, i love you so much, I'm going to wait until you're no more boyfriend to be your bae.

Sarah: Shut the fuck up you are so simp and ugly, you can be my friends if you want but not my bae!
by Anti-Simp is so good May 21, 2021
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