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Italian ShowGun

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.
Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned
by Numba1 February 5, 2014
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saimir shogun

an amazing person who has the best youtube and twitch and he has the best taste in anime (one piece)
damn that nigga saimir shogun is down right amazing
by nigwards left testie October 16, 2022
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Shotgunned

Verb
When engaging in anal with a woman, the woman craps diarrhea on your penis, effectively spraying it on and around your penis, usually in the pubic region.
Man: Aww yeah..

Woman: Oh shit..

Man: Wha- ohgodohgodohgod u just shotgunned me?!?

Woman: Sorry..

Man: Sorry?!?! Get the fuck out!
by JiggleMaster69 October 15, 2012
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Shotgunning

Taking a drag from a cigarette/cigar, then expelling the smoke into someone's mouth (usually your girlfriend) while they inhale it. Like an open-mouthed kiss, except with smoke involved.
Dude, look at those 2 shotgunning! She looks like she's enjoying it.
by Jenni N. June 13, 2008
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double-barrelled snotgun

The mucous-filled nose of someone suffering from a particularly bad cold.
"Yuk! Check the double-barrelled snotgun on that guy."

"I wouldn't fancy getting blasted from that twatmonger's double-barrelled snotgun."
by Bellser August 3, 2006
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shot gun

1. A small hole made in a pipe or bong which helps the smoker recieve a larger hit, in turn making them higher. As you take a hit on the pipe or bong, you keep your finger over the hole, but as you come to the end of your hit, you release your finger. This allows air to enter the chamber quickly through this hole, and allows a lot of smoke to exit quickly into your lungs.

2. When a person still has a hit in their lungs, and they blow it into someone elses mouth.

3. When someone turns a lit joint or blunt around 180 degrees so that the burning end is pointing towards their mouth. Then they carefully place that end into their mouth and have another person get close enough to take a hit from it. Now the person with the lit end in their mouth blows through the joint or blunt, into the other persons mouth, resulting in a very large hit.
1. "Hey, don't forget that there's a shot gun on that pipe, it gives you a huge hit."

2. "Because we only have a dime bag, everybody has to do shot guns to get the most out of it."

3. "That guy gives incredible shotguns, they mess you up like crazy."
by TripodG April 23, 2006
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raiden shogun

"hey have you seen raiden shogun?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Amommy uwuw"
by poosayslayer69420 April 7, 2022
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