by biggestski June 16, 2023

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018

Person 1: come on man you’re shitty d.
Person 2: I’m definitely not shitty d bro trust me. Could be Larry!
Person 2: I’m definitely not shitty d bro trust me. Could be Larry!
by scuuuuuuuuuuu October 23, 2019

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
by dannibitch October 7, 2008

a hand job while taking a dump
So I asked the broad if she'd lick my ass and she said "No, I won't do anything that nasty, but I'm game for handsy shitties".
by HandsyScotty February 4, 2010

this term refers to Eimhin Carey after he absolutely blew up the jacks in Town Leixlip, smell of that fella is manky , little slut so he is
by yejokcubehaha January 16, 2024

“Damn I was whippin’ shitties on my bike last night on the way home from the bar…and now I have a broken arm and a $3000 ambulance bill.”
by Mads911 March 19, 2022
