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Shard shark

A meth head looking to score some shards and get sharded
When little billy went to the play ground we was attached by a group of shard sharks. That were after his shards .
by anonymous September 21, 2020
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shark central

a place fulled of sluts that are DTF (down to fuck), basicly any man ,however he looks will be able to get lucky and he will be free to "shark" around for sluts.
example: jonhy : mate tonight there is a full moon party , so many DTF girls .

mario" shark central" lets go get lucky
by wits&tits September 2, 2013
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Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.
"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"
by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011
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Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
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Blood Shark

It's the name of Jake Paul' Tesla Model X P100D. It's fast, and the reason he calls it the blood shark is that the wrap is gray (like a shark).
I just got my new blood shark.
My blood shark is so fast.
by Jake Paul's Tesla July 31, 2017
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Weed Shark

Weed sharks are always high. Normally Pink. They always steal your girl
Man he is such a weed shark.

I know right?
by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018
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Red shark

A red shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only native men. There are two distinct types of Red sharks :

Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.

Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Becky is a type 1 red shark now she is a single mom.

Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.
by TiaMoe July 11, 2020
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