Something that some people may call the most amazing thing in the world or the most disgusting. Sex is the way one reproduces their own kind. Here are some different kinds of sex
1)smooth sex
Nice and slow, normally done by people who are having sex for the first time
2)horrible sex
Sex in which both people are unpleased with how it felt
3)safe sex
Usage of condoms or pregnancy pills
4)extra safe sex
Usage of condoms and pregnancy pills
5)rough sex
The opposite of smooth sex. Normally done when one is extremely horny
6)long sex
Having sex for 3 hours or more
Wow you actually went through and read all of my crap about sex. Great job! You’re a weirdo! Just like me! Also, wtf are you doing looking up the definition of sex on Urban Dictionary? I know damn well you know what it means!
1)smooth sex
Nice and slow, normally done by people who are having sex for the first time
2)horrible sex
Sex in which both people are unpleased with how it felt
3)safe sex
Usage of condoms or pregnancy pills
4)extra safe sex
Usage of condoms and pregnancy pills
5)rough sex
The opposite of smooth sex. Normally done when one is extremely horny
6)long sex
Having sex for 3 hours or more
Wow you actually went through and read all of my crap about sex. Great job! You’re a weirdo! Just like me! Also, wtf are you doing looking up the definition of sex on Urban Dictionary? I know damn well you know what it means!
Person 1: Hey girl, wanna have sex?
Person 2: of course, what kind?
Person 1: Any kind you want to 😏
Person 2: How about rough sex?
Person 1: sounds good to me
30 minutes later
Person 2 on phone: ugh it was horrible! He had a fucking micro penis!
Person 2: of course, what kind?
Person 1: Any kind you want to 😏
Person 2: How about rough sex?
Person 1: sounds good to me
30 minutes later
Person 2 on phone: ugh it was horrible! He had a fucking micro penis!
by TheTurdYouLeftInTheToilet November 4, 2019
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Let's have sex it's fun👅 Don't forget to tell my parents they can join us anytime.
Stick the penis through my vagina so that's called sex
Stick the penis through my vagina so that's called sex
by loving person May 23, 2016
Get the Sexmug. Sex is the meaning of life. In america a lot of people wait until their 16 or smthin to have sex. Meanwhile in the uk if you are still a virgin by the time you are 13 you will be severely bullied
American: oh my gawd emily you had sex! were only 27
Uk person: you havent lost youre virginity yet?! You're twelve years old for fucks sake hurry up and have some good sex
Uk person: you havent lost youre virginity yet?! You're twelve years old for fucks sake hurry up and have some good sex
by therealdefinitiongod June 23, 2020
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Teacher: Okay class, our topic that we're gonna tackle today is all about the reproductive system. Now first of all the first step of reproduction is sex and...
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by NotNotQuality February 19, 2019
Get the Sexmug. a sin.
I donno man, my parents didn't have sex to make me (they told me so) because it's a sin. I was gifted to them by a magical penguin.
by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020
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by ThatsNiceBud July 11, 2019
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