ex season

The season of missing your ex and wanting to rekindle what you once had. Often during the time of June-December.

Do you think I should just text him? I mean, it isss ex season so why not

by Rileyjean September 3, 2019

Shopping Season

A time when sexual predators search for young women and men to pimp out. Usually in the months of October and November, girls and boys are drugged at parties and recorded doing sexual acts in order to be blackmailed.

Pimp 1: Aye playas where they hoes at?
Pimp 2: lets hit this party, it’s shopping season. I’m sure we’ll find some new hoes.

by Sleepwoke21 November 2, 2019

Snorting Season

When it’s your favorite holiday, so you find a friend and cut up some candy in powder form and snort it through a make shift straw

Yo wanna get into snorting season with me by cutting some lines of candy canes

by McThiccqqie December 20, 2019

waterpark season

A term for summer, because waterparks are the best thing about that time of year!

I'm so excited for waterpark season!

by Davidfreesefan23 September 2, 2020

full season victory

When you think that a tv show on a streaming service like Netflix or prime is a weekly episode but you realise that all episodes are streaming now.

Hey Danny boy, just realised that the new season of power is a full season victory, get yo ass round here now and let’s order some pizza fam!

by Burt87 September 27, 2020

wallet sensor

The sensor installed inside the drivers seat of most modern vehicles. It is designed to detect the thickness of the drivers wallet and activate when the drivers wallet becomes too fat. It usually triggers vague and inconsequential check engine lights that can only be diagnosed and fixed by the dealership at an exorbitant price. The sensor is usually designed to activate about 3-6 months after the car is out of warranty. Once the sensor has detected that the wallet has become sufficiently thinner it will then wait 6-9 months before reactivating and will continue to do so in perpetuity.

The wallet sensor triggered my check engine light. Only the dealership has the equipment to read the code. They said it will be $300 for a diagnosis.

by 03specv February 2, 2021

nigga season

also known as monsoon season, it takes place between june and september. these are the hottest months in the year, and known to bring out niggas from every corner.

Man its hot outside, must be nigga season

by Niggastotle February 3, 2021