scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are

Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

by supadoop June 7, 2016

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Gayter Scale

Similar to the Richter Scale, the Gayter Scale is a measure of the homosexuality of an individual.

Damn Cory, that last sentence put you over a 7 over the Gayter Scale.

by CoryisGay May 16, 2016

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Vlada's scale

Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'

Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'

by Jeremy's pneumonia January 21, 2018

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Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017

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