Surging Sanders

An early morning erection caused by the release of polls showing Bernie Sanders gaining significant ground in the 2016 presidential race.

(After waking up to a 23 point swing towards Bernie/away from Hillary) Holy shit, I love waking up to a

Surging Sanders.

by FeelTheBern2016 September 17, 2016

surging sanders

First used by Hilary Clinton to describe the uprise of Bernie Sanders

You use this to describe something coming out of nowhere

I used to get the worst scores in tests but then I did a surging sanders and got the highest score in the last biology exam

by Somervilledefinitions September 12, 2016

surging sanders

When you come/cum out of nowhere

Ooops! Sorry, it was kind of a surging Sanders.

by Yellfire September 12, 2016

surging sanders

A phrase used when you come out of no where. Made famous by 2016 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders

Bro how was last night

It was good, but I accidentally got a surging sanders

by Curleyfires September 4, 2016

kyra sanders

A beautiful young lady that always has fun no matter what she does and how she does it in a smart and intelligent

I would love to be Kyra sanders

by Kayla January 23, 2017

Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.

"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."

by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017

Full Sanderson

The act of receiving a standing ovation upon entering any building solely based on the astronomical levels of promiscuity and masculinity that you display. See also power stance

When sandy walked in everyone gave him a full Sanderson for at least 10 minutes before he displayed a power stance.

by Daddy's children June 20, 2017