rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.
Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.
by Diones Smith October 10, 2006
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Rusty Hurricane

The act of quickly pulling out your penis during anal intercourse and then proceeding to give your partner a golden shower simultaneously blowing gusts of air on your partner by flapping your arms in a wave like motion.
"My girl loves it when I pee on her and do her anal. So I'd thought I would give her the best of both worlds and give her a rusty hurricane."
by Spicy Ketchup September 17, 2009
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rusty wagonwheel

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!
by guy October 17, 2003
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Rusty Muffler

Giving a rim job to some one that still has shit on their ass.
Did you see Stevie Wonder at the Democratic National Convention? He totally gave someone a Rusty Muffler.
by Kenny Young August 29, 2008
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Rusty Turtle

When a girl is taking a shit you eat her out. Reverse of a Blumpkin.
girl is taking a shit you walk in the bathroom and ask her for a rusty turtle and then proceed with the necassary steps
by Rusty Turtle March 10, 2010
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Rusty Putter

\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;

1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.
Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!

Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.
by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011
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Rusty opossum

Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.
Lilly: OMG THER GOES RUSTY OPOSSUM!
Ted: smh they’re so mean…
by Zyxlot May 01, 2022
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