chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.

Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?

by g4ll4g January 13, 2011

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."

Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!

by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016

roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016

Roast or get Toast

A phrase meaning "either make fun of others, or you'll be the one made fun of." Often used in gaming, roasting battles, or chat rooms."

"Dude, you better clap back—roast or get toast!"
"The rule is simple: Roast or get Toast!"

by Vex Nighlock(Aka NP) August 18, 2025

Roast

1.Pointing your hand at someone with all fingers and saying Boy but spelled like Boi.

Boy this kid looks so stupid I'm gonna roast him.

by Nerdy Gamer February 17, 2017

The Roast

Wonderful. The best.

ex. 1: "Calvin and Hobbes is the Roast. It just doesn't get any better than that ."

ex. 2: "My teacher, Mrs. Jones, is the Roast! I love her!"

by Brewnary Logic June 8, 2019

roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.

"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"

by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022