Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Reddit crashout

when someone crashouts on reddit for no reason

the google algorithm loves these

redditor: *insert 5 paragraphs explaining why cats are ugly retarded pieces of shit*
guy with brain: what in the reddit crashout

by teteus420 uwu :3333 November 10, 2025

Reddit

The internet’s dick measuring contest

I use reddit, and I can say that without a doubt I have the most knowledge on any given subject. More than anyone else in this room… Why yes I do fuck my hand at night how can you tell?

by LemoneySpaghetty January 18, 2026

Reddit Special

A response to a question that offers non-responsive answer. The responder, rather than engaging with relevant knowledge, deflects by either answering a tangential question nobody asked, or requesting information irrelevant to the actual inquiry.

The contribution is 'technically' adjacent to the topic but functionally useless — it adds noise, dilutes the information space, and burdens the asker with restating what should have been clear. The behavior is common in online forums, where 'performative helpfulness' substitutes for actual experience.

Person 1: I asked the forum how to setup a home server, but they kept asking me why I needed a home server and told me to use AWS instead.
Person 2: Ah, the 'Reddit Special'

by LaborLeft March 3, 2026

Reddit Panopticon

The panoptic condition on Reddit, where users are watched by moderators, administrators, bots, and other users through the platform’s unique features: karma scores track reputation; voting hides dissent; removals can be silent; and cross‑posting can expose past comments to hostile audiences. The Reddit Panopticon is maintained by the fear of being “brigaded,” downvoted into invisibility, or banned from a subreddit. Users learn to self-censor, to preface opinions with disclaimers, and to perform allegiance to subreddit norms—not because they agree, but because they feel watched.

Example: “He wanted to ask a nuanced question, but the Reddit Panopticon made him phrase it as a popular opinion first, to avoid being downvoted into oblivion.”

by Abzugal April 6, 2026

The Reddings

Used to refer to malboro reds for B.E.T.

Yo, lets watch the reddings on B.E.T.
awww yea son

by Asidbath February 2, 2007

Argyle Redfield

A person who is doing a job only half way or in a different way than someone explains it.

Friend 1: Hey I told you to do paint the wall this way.
Friend 2: I wanted to do it a different way.
Friend 1: You need to stop being an Argyle Redfield.

by TBAM January 23, 2013