Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE) 

The compulsion to eat an inordinate amount of food after experiencing something marginally traumatizing. For example, ordering a "Gotta Have It"-size ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery and snarfing it quickly, then giving the excuse that one had surgery over two weeks ago.

"Did you see how much Karen ate after telling us about her latest breakup?""Yeah, she was definitely suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)."

Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE) by SamR1203 June 16, 2008

post relationship symdrome

Post Relationshp Symdrome (or PRS) is when a partner goes through menopause like symptoms after breaking up with a friend or marriage partner. There are periods of time where there is a severe change in personality that is mostly related to the emotional changes in life brought about by the break up.

The rage can be during short periods of time or last for longer periods of time depending on the condition of the person. However, the rage may be significant and major departure from normal mood and temperament.

Joe: Jean was the sweetest girl you ever met till she got severe post relationship symdrome.

Bob: I guess when you fall in love from the high she was on and into your bedroom where your boyfriend is pumping your best friend, your going to loose a few screws and unravel on occassion.

Johnson: Yea, but it is been 12 years. She definately needs a good screwdiver to put her back together again.

post relationship symdrome by mlhiss March 29, 2008

post-christian 

A person who attempts to preserve a non-theological version of the God of Christianity. Basically, a person who wants to be a "good person" without all of the crap and melodrama usually associated with religion.

Person 1: Hey dude. Are you an agnostic or something? I see you're not into the church thing anymore.

Person 2: I'm a little wiser now. I'm a post-christian.

post-christian by Jaime G May 15, 2008

Post Midtermitis 

When you don't feel like doing shit for the rest of the day, because you just took a Midterm (a la sleeping in all day after a Midterm).

I just took my Math Midterm, and now I have a bad case of Post Midtermitis. I'm going to play games for the rest of the day.

Post Midtermitis by J. Liu February 23, 2009

Post-Bromanticism 

(Part 2 of 2)

The Post-Bromantics lead a life of social intellectual camaraderie; spending their time discussing topics such as the existence of God, the beauty of women, and the inebriating factors of God's gift to man. Traits of Post-Bromantics very closely resemble those of metrosexuals in the sense of style of dress, manner of behavior, and linguistic and epistemological tact. Centered on the belief is to determine life's universal truths as experienced through each other. With unwavering loyalty and jocular chauvinism, they revolutionize the idea of friendship through a philosophically social approach to life.

Post-Bro:
-mantically
-mantic

Jesus Camp? Have I heard of Jesus camp? Of course I have! We totally Post-Brolated (the verb from of Post-Bromanticism) the hell out of that movie! We discussed and laughed about it for over an hour!

Post-Bromanticism by NymphOrgJustice November 7, 2009

Post-Twink 

Similar to a twink, but not so jail-baity, more mature, more filled out.

The Jonas Brothers are on their way to post-twinkdom! Hubba hubba!

Post-Twink by rjrjr17 July 9, 2011

post orgasmic clarity 

A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.

Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.

post orgasmic clarity by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012