pocket full of rocks

your testicals are in your pocket

I have a pocket full of rocks and it feels so good.

by jon effin dan November 30, 2009

Pocket Call

You have met two requirements: first, you have numbers on speed dial; second, you leave your cellphone in your pocket. Now every time you bend a certain way, you call one of your friends accidentally.

Thrip: That's three times today Chris has called me speaking static so strong he's like eating a potato chip sandwich. What's with him?

Sandle: They must be pocket calls.

by AgTip September 19, 2009

pocket candy

pok-it kan-dee noun
1. Refers to the male genitals
2. Candy from the pocket of a man that a person may eat.

female-Sir, may I have some of your pocket candy?
male-Sure. Would you like banana flavor?

by Tankgex2 March 23, 2013

Pocket protector

Condom

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.

by Mellymagic October 29, 2020

Pocket protector

Condom

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.

by Mellymagic October 29, 2020

Pocket watch

A pocket watch (or pocketwatch) is a watch that is made to be carried in a pocket. It's a watch you carry, because a wristwatch is uncomfortable for you and you think that the watch on your phone

doesn't look good. Maybe you want to appear interesting, cool, classy, rich or as though you time travelled from before the 20th century.

Person 1: How much time did it take you to write this definition?
Person 2: About 10 minutes. I timed it with my pocket watch.

by Lonam December 9, 2020

Pocket Check

A term used in Las Vegas(mostly by teenagers). Means asking people if they have money to "borrow" which usually is never returned.

Quit pocket checking everyone!! ain't nobody gonna give you money.

by Jesssooo14 August 30, 2009