Pineapple Hairs

A youtuber by the name of Anix calls the green stuff on top of a pineapple.

"I don't know what's it's called, I guess I'll call the green stuff Pineapple Hairs."

by Noob Cews June 16, 2020

False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.

Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!

by OddSmartman July 24, 2025

Pineapples

Pineapples is what you call a group of pineapple when they are together they can transform into anything you can dream of and is you eat them it hurts your tongue

"Wow, did you see that group of pineapple" said Dude
"It actually called pineapples when they are together"said slightly smarter dude

by Aliens.like.eggs November 8, 2018

Pineapple hairs

1. The green stuff on sponge bobs house

2. Squidwards next door neighbor

3. Patrick’s friend

There is some (pineapple hairs) on sponge bobs house

by The official bachook of anix June 16, 2020

pineapple fluff

A fluffy creamy sweet dessert that your grammy makes but has yet to tell you the recipe. All i know is that it has cream cheese, pineapple, pudding mix, and whipped cream; i only know these bcuz she has let it slip.

Me-Hey grammy what are you making for potluck?
Grammy-pineapple fluff
Me-YAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by noodle_💛 November 5, 2021

pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

Pineapple

A person who participates in swinging, polyamory, “ethical” non monogamy

Look for people displaying an upside down pineapple people.
The couple adopted the pineapple lifestyle and now host swingers parties.

by Mme. Coco August 1, 2025