Phat shotty that lad

"Phat shotty that lad." One of the most heard statements in Grimsby and surrounding areas. The statement refers to the amount of cannabis that the said person smokes through a plastic bong (usually made of a plastic bottle). There are many variations of the word that begins the dtatemeny, here is a list of words that go from the smallest amount of cannabis to the largest.
"Backy shotty that lad." Just tabbaco

"Shady shotty that lad." Not alot of cannabis

"Alright shotty that lad." Average serving of cannabis
"Phat shotty that lad." Lots of cannabis
"Norty shotty that lad." Couldn't possibly fit anymore cannabis in the shotty pipe.

*recieves shotty* "sound lad." *Smokes shotty* *coughs* "Phat shotty that lad."

by The Guru of Grimsby December 30, 2018

Phat

Thick and sandy moist ice cream

Damn those Doritos are phat

by A Non Gay Dad February 20, 2019

Phat

when your a chubby scientist

Man: Dude that guy is phat
Other guy: don’t you mean he’s fat
Man: no he’s phat because he’s a scientist

by Thiccboivids January 27, 2019

Phat dong

Used as explanative. Wow this is “phat dong.” Could also be translated as a thick penis.

That new report is Phat Dong!

by Normadin March 19, 2019

Phat

Somebody please help me, big chungus is in my house

I’m phat

by Eppik April 2, 2019

PhAt

Somebody plz help me , the Russian spy is in my house again please call mr krabs

I’m phAt

by Eppik April 2, 2019

Patz

Cool guy on discord

Ohhh.. look its Patz owo

by PatzOWO April 2, 2019