Peter Fat

The fat that surrounds one's penis. Usually more previlant in those of a larger carriage. Peter fat will also give the appearance of a 'shrinking penis'

Shelly: “How are things going with you and Billy?
Jane: “Not great. Thanks to his Peter Fat he’s down to 3 inches…”

by KnowIdea January 17, 2012

Peter Dutton

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Oh look! It's a thumb! Oh wait, it's actually Peter Dutton

by thumbxpotatoxvoldemortpete August 16, 2022

Peter Dutton

A completely hairless anus. Usually achieved by waxing.

Beautician: What can I do for you today?
Customer: Give me a Peter Dutton.
Beautician: Completely hairless arsehole?
Customer: That's the goal!

by wizardofaus86 November 30, 2021

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 04, 2006

peter belly

The name given to the protruding ponch on a woman who has taken too much peter in her life.

"Look at the peter belly on her!"

by Jeckel February 08, 2007

centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

by Bradley Mayhue November 12, 2007

Peter Dasilva

A Peter Dasilva is a fat fucking cunt that likes to suck Nico Hubbells penis and lost their virginity to their sister (Alyson Dasilva). They also eat chocolate every millisecond.

Fuck you, you Peter Dasilva looking ass birch nigger.

by Hxxven September 18, 2019