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Newton-Peter

A unit of torque -- the amount of torque applied by Newton at a distance of Peter's height.
Dude how many newton-peters does that Tesla push out?
by stoddcast January 22, 2020
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Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.
Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.
by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006
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peter braun

Very popular in mvms because of how nice he is. He is a asshole most of the time though and thinks he’s tough he’s mad skinny and is only good at sports cause his father forced him.
by Dumbass2004 July 4, 2019
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Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation
Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)
by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006
mugGet the Premature Petermug.

peter belly

The name given to the protruding ponch on a woman who has taken too much peter in her life.
by Jeckel February 10, 2007
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centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.
Brad you have a centimeter peter.
by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007
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positive peter

by Apavefresh May 19, 2016
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