by Paushdjsjekdmd July 27, 2020

by PahHHah September 2, 2020

by iheartstrawberries November 22, 2021

Papa Muey is an absolute Chad of a person. He runs a shop that has anything you could ever think of. Ask if you may: does he have a Turtle Hermit GI? He sure does; does he have a lightsaber? He sure does; does he have a Bugatti? Oh-ho, he sure does. He sells anything and everything.
Jim: Yo, you want to buy some dildos and vibrators and shit?
Johnson: Ay-yo? Bro, where the fuck is you gon find that at?
Jim: Papa Muey has everything we can ever imagine!
Johnson: Got dayum! Just thinking about him makes my penis drool.
Jim: Hell yeah!
Johnson: Ay-yo? Bro, where the fuck is you gon find that at?
Jim: Papa Muey has everything we can ever imagine!
Johnson: Got dayum! Just thinking about him makes my penis drool.
Jim: Hell yeah!
by Papa Muey February 7, 2023

The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.
by My Papa Smurf February 25, 2023

by Jackelanm January 14, 2024

by Guy who works at Denny's December 9, 2019
