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Bumpin Onions

When two people come together for coitus, or sex as most call it.
My buddy got married last week and now he stopped bumpin onions with me
by Gman1600 May 15, 2025
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why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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onion patch pussy

See “onion patch”

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”
by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021
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Onion moment

Onion moment is like a woman moment but worse!
That’s an onion moment bro!
by RaunchyNutSaq May 17, 2021
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sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.
2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.
by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024
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Onion trauma

Therapeutic diagnosis of individual/individuals who have suffered multiple layers of traumatic events either from one catastrophic event or multiple layers of trauma over the course of a lifetime.
Mark has suffered onion trauma when his house burned down and he not only lost all his home along with all his material worldly possessions but he lost his wife and children while also being injured himself being the only survivor.

Cindy suffers from onion trauma because she was left by her mother at an early age and then suffered losing a child of her own to addiction.

Term coined by Cathy Murillo
by Cathy Murillo February 22, 2025
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Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018
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