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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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Watching Suits

Pat: "Where's Richard Right Now?"
Liam: "Oh he's with his girl watching suits"
by Beesechurgur February 16, 2021
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restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.
"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."
by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018
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Watch the Ball

If you don't watch the ball, that's how accidents happen.
by Jacksoncage December 31, 2020
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jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.
by Max Bronson November 3, 2015
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Watching a Marvel movie

Act of watching your wife get fucked like your watching a Marvel movie
Dude, I’m watching a Marvel movie tonight!
by Tipsytopper October 3, 2025
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watch?v=o_LskiXQ73c

The most cursed YouTube link in the history of YouTube links.
"Where's Joe?"
"watch?v=o_LskiXQ73c."
by Nobody cares about you May 31, 2021
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