simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; it's often a type of scam.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 21, 2024

nuke the corn farms

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3. To send a nuke every corn farm in the world
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3. Jim: I hate corn! I'm gonna nuke the corn farms!
Sam: NOOOOO JIM WAIT
4.

by anonymous November 6, 2020

bloxy farms

The game where Cayleigh kills her dog accident and didnt know how to feed him, then called a goddess.

"what sentence about about bloxy farms?" - Cayleigh 12/26/19

by iitsmaddy9 December 26, 2019

Model Farms High School

a shit school in baulkham hills

model farms high school is fucking shit

by 2BOOM April 6, 2024

Woodgate Farming

When you suck the dick of the neighborhood weed dealer for free ganga while your husband watches in a horny envy.

Woodgate farming is great girl! I love getting free supply in exchange for my decency. I am such a stoner!!!!

by Ribrobbro April 30, 2022

Yackle Farms LLC

A grandpa that runs reddit monthly for a living. He calls himself a "siesta sleeper". It is rare to see him take a break longer than 3 hours.

That guy is like Yackle Farms LLC, he never gets off! - a guy that never stops playing Rust.

by Your friendly Rust neighbor. February 27, 2024

Screenshot farming

The act of purposely messing up in the chat in the hopes someone online screenshots their messed up messages and uploads them to get clout and attention.

Those kind of people are desperate for attention and will do anything to get their messages screenshotted.

Person 1: *uploads a safe anime girl image*
Screenshot farmer: ngl I would smash
Person 2: bro.. quit screenshot farming, nobody will screenshot your weirdass message.

by meowmeowmewmewmreowmrrpmreow<3 January 20, 2025