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beer ninja

The person(s) involve in the theft of beer from one party to take back to the party of their own. Once a beer ninja accepts the mission he must complete under any means neccessary. This includes but is not limited to 1)stealing from a friends party, 2)jumping fences, 3) wearing camoflage, 4)kidnapping people, 5) attacking from the sea, and 6)sending in spies to distract parties away from the mass of beer.
Chris: We are out of beer dude
Nick: No shit? Guy down the street is having a party.
Chris: Lets take his beer.
Nick: Its on. Beer Ninja style.
by thenick September 25, 2006
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Spalding Beer

A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.
You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.

damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.
by Biznah September 19, 2005
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beers and retts

A term used to define the act of both consuming a pint of larger and smoking a cigarette at the same time while 'chilling' in a bar or pub.

this term is mainly used by people in the north of England who do not understand how to construct sentences using the English language, instead choosing to chant 'beers and retts' to indicate to their friends that it is time to have a pint and smoke a cigarette.

unfortunately, the use of 'beers and retts' has declined somewhat since the smoking ban as it is too cold in the north east to stand outside and smoke while also holding a cold beverage.
Pat: 'beers and retts and beers and retts and beers and retts and beers'

Niall: 'retts and beers and beers and retts'

In this exchange, both parties will proceed to acquire a pint of larger and then smoke a cigarette.

pat: 'beers and retts?'

Niall: 'No good sir, i suffer from lung cancer.'

in this exchange, only one party will proceed to smoke and drink at the same time.
by kingrett December 21, 2010
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beer lairiness

An evening of drinking & partying where the more beer consumed, the rowdier & funnier everything becomes. Primarily a British term.
Last night's beer lairiness at the pub was out of control, most of those jokes weren't even funny!
by technogreek September 8, 2005
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Trophy Beer

A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.
"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"
by Run4Beer January 25, 2007
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beer hoove

The person in a group who never chips in for beer and often cries poor but always drinks up everyone elses liquor for free.
Don't invite dave, he's a beer hoove
by bunge June 18, 2007
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beer-ios

cheerios with beer instead of milk
beer-ios
by jake deering August 2, 2008
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