The day after drinking and you have the beer shits but your friends want breakfast. So you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you shit in the bowl with your liquid beer shit.
Chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. So me, being a good friend, gave him a nice bowl of Honey Butt Beerios.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"