Road Guardian

Synonymous with a parade maker, it is the genius, who must absolutely stay under the speed limit while driving in the fast lane. This behavior is frequently displayed by old men in hats and asian drivers. May also commonly be referred to as asshats and douchebags, interchangably.

Bryan, why were you late to your wedding?

I got stuck behind a road guardian on I-45.

by guardianhater August 10, 2009

Road Work

Closing a road or a lane of traffic for no apparent reason (for 10 years).

I was going down the high way and there is road work slowing down traffic.

by Eazy-E Jr. April 5, 2019

Road Clot

When a group of drivers all going the same speed down the highway manage to block the entire road so that nobody can pass. It's not a traffic jam because everybody is still moving.

I was doing 75 down the I-10 and expected to get to Phoenix a little bit earlier than expected when I hit a road clot doing 70 mph. It wouldn't break up and allow me to pass and I became part of it.

by Simi Halu September 9, 2009

Golden road.

When you blow a load on a chicks ass then she shits and pisses it out on your chest.

I’m gonna take this chick for a ride down the golden road.

by Haulinballs June 12, 2019

falls road

only the best road ever and where every awesome part is.

st pauls rulesss, thats a given.

by spchica May 7, 2005

abbey road

A somewhat obscure way of describing a group of people crossing a street. This is often used in connection with intoxicated homeless or ethnic minorities.

I took me forever to drive down main street because it was bar close and a group of drunks were pulling an abbey road.

Some homeless people were abbey roadin' it in traffic this morning near the park, causing a slowdown.

by Farnesworth Butterbum May 6, 2005

Ghost Road

A haunted road in Port Perry, Ontario, Canada.

According to legend, a dude (forgot his name :) was driving in his motorcycle in the fifties, and CRASHED IT! And now, at night time when u go to Ghost Road, u see a single light, the dudes ghost!!

im not even kidding, scary as hell. and u get car trouble rite after..

Person 1: wasnt ghost road scary?
Person 2: never been there. what is it like?
Person 1: a ghost will make u mentally retarded!
Person 2: WTF? For real?
Person 1: nah, juss shitting u. u see a light..
Person 2: oh. lets screw around
Person 1: Okay

by Summz_xox March 9, 2007