carrot farm

A Carrot Farm is a bed of dicks.

She wanted to lie down on a Carrot Farm but there wasn't many people there

by Tacooooooooo June 16, 2017

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

Snake Farm

Large areas covered with little pieces of tire on the road/ interstate

Kids....look at the snake farm

by 81B August 19, 2018

halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

Farm Sim

Farm sim will numb your pain until it comes to hay season. Then you just wanna kys

I hate life right now. I’m gonna play farm sim. But it’s hay season so imma just kms

by Lizzy Hogarth July 14, 2024

State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020

farming

when you are just blowing it and missing out

or when you are just cruising

bro you are farming right now

by piececontrollsnot March 21, 2022