monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".

dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.

by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017

bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

porch monkey

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.

by Randall G June 11, 2006

phat monkey

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.

porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"

by jugyy January 11, 2006

monkey

and 8th of marjuana usually the resin form known as solid or hash

"i have three monkeys you wana smoke?"

by the sword merchant (i sell swords in uk) January 9, 2004

monkey man

A person who does drugs (specifically cocaine). (Download Monkey Man by The Rolling Stones).

I am just a monkey man. I'm glad you are a monkey woman too.

by Sharpley December 16, 2007

flying monkey

I minion or one that carers out others biding.

That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.

by Sherry M December 27, 2006