November 9

International Punch People With Names That Start With S and End with A Day!

People with names that start with "S" and end with "A" (like Sophia, Sara, Savanna, Serena, Stella, etc.) are usually toxic and annoying, so they deserve a good punch to the face.

Serena: um.. Why are you looking at me and laughing??
y/n: It's November 9...You know what that means..
*punch*

by awesrtyuiop[l;kjhgcfxd November 10, 2020

9/11

A national holiday, celebrated by all, including Mexicans.
And George W. Bush.

Its 9/11, where is the Fireball?

by HugeNiggaFan69 March 5, 2019

March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

june 9

National appreciate your favorite cousin day

june 9 is when i can show off my favorite cousin

by hnfygb June 9, 2022

Triple 9

Code for when a police officer goes down.

The only way out of this is to call a triple 9.

by Stehako October 17, 2016

9 ball

Coqui 900.. its a 40 ounce, that trys to be like st ides, not very good, but it gets the job done

i can always use another 9 ball

by Big Robert March 6, 2005

9/11

Forget the fucking terrorist attacks! Setember 11 is my birthday, and I'll be damned that little thing gets in the way of my time of the year. Quit the mourning and celebrate me you fuckers!

Do you really think I give a shit about a city that lost only about .00017 of its total population?

by Another Asshole July 15, 2008