is an english saying. If you are CLOSE to getting caught by someone or hit by something but you don't actually get hit or caught you say "that was a close one" so if someone threw a ball at you and it was about to hit you but it didn't and you dodged it you would then use the term "that was a close one"
by Galuzzina September 20, 2016

Mrs. Smookoms- oh my god one direction is so awesome
Tina- oh my gawwwd they are soo hawt
Mrs. Skidmarks- "baby you light up my world like no body else"
Ronnie Radke okay every one shut the fuck up about one erection will you
M Shadows yeah they suck and their all fags!
Tom DeLonge exactly, i fucking hate one direction!
Mark Hoppus they are almost as gay as Justin Bieber
Tina- oh my gawwwd they are soo hawt
Mrs. Skidmarks- "baby you light up my world like no body else"
Ronnie Radke okay every one shut the fuck up about one erection will you
M Shadows yeah they suck and their all fags!
Tom DeLonge exactly, i fucking hate one direction!
Mark Hoppus they are almost as gay as Justin Bieber
by A7xFalling In ReverseA7xBlink February 12, 2013

by JDub555 June 10, 2016

by Crapholio September 1, 2005

Carl had to leave work early in order to get to the elementary school in time to pick up his short ones....
by sheila in the car July 12, 2011

to make a lot of ruckus while doing something alone. having way too much fun with yourself. while this term is often dirty and implies masturbation, it can involve anything- from playing a drinking game alone to a one-man game of Dance Dance Revolution.
neighbour #1: "what the hellis that noise next door? is larry having a party."
neighbour #2: "more like a party for one."
neighbour #2: "more like a party for one."
by Partier of One March 8, 2009
