by Lombii September 20, 2022
Get the Spammingmug. When a person who otherwise lives a seemingly boring life messages ridiculous bullshit to others while drunk, with aim to embellish their inhibited state in an effort to appear more interesting and fun.
by xcrozx December 22, 2021
Get the drunk spammug. A party drink originating from central Augusta which takes the party to the next level by combining your favorite alcohol with a can of spam. The instructions are to (1) pour your favorite alcohol in a shot glass, (2) take a bite of spam and take a couple of chews of the salty cured meat without swallowing, (3) take the shot and swallow the chewed up spam with the alcohol and (4) high five your friend.
by DeSkreet May 13, 2021
Get the spam shootermug. A cube of the sad parts of the pig. Because no one else wants them, hormel just tosses them into the meat grinder to put in cans.
Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.
It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”
Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.
It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”
The homeless dude: “Please help me”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”
by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023
Get the Spammug. Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy And I feel like spamming you Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And it's just a-what I'm gonna do
Ooh love to spam ya Ooh love to spam ya Ooh spam I love it so Ooh spam you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam I wont let you go
Ooh love to spam ya Ooh love to spam ya Ooh spam I love it so Ooh spam you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam I wont let you go
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy And as silly as it may seem The spamin' that you re giving Is what keeps me livin' And your spam is like peaches and cream
Kind-a like sugar Kind-a like spices Kind-a like, like what you do Kind-a sounds funny But your spam honey And honey, I spam you
Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy That your spam can satisfy Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And sweet thing, that ain't no lie
I love to spam ya I love to spam ya Ooh spam, I love it so Ooh spam, you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam, I wont let you go
Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .
Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing
Kind-a like sugar Kind-a like spices Kind-a like, like what you do Kind-a sounds funny But your spam honey And honey, I spam you
Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy That your spam can satisfy Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And sweet thing, that ain't no lie
I love to spam ya I love to spam ya Ooh spam, I love it so Ooh spam, you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam, I wont let you go
Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .
Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020
Get the SPAMmug. Election Campaign signs that litter the front lawns and street medians, especially in November. Most annoying when multiple signs for the same person occupy the same few feet of grass.
Crook for Congress! Crook for Congress! Vote Crook!... ugh, look at all those signs: serious case of Yard Spam. I'm not going to vote for him now out of spite.
by ThLttLPrnc October 21, 2010
Get the Yard Spammug. 