Florida

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs

No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.

by Matthewtn99 November 25, 2017

To Act Florida

Behave like a despicable nimrod.

After his vasectomy, I kinda expected him to act Florida for a while.

by blitzchap August 6, 2020

Florida Funlick

Florida is shaped like a dildo with a handle.

Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.

Dude we totally had a florida funlick last night!!

I know it was sick!!

by Joebammofo January 26, 2009

Florida

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.

I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.

by Florida-Man November 13, 2023

florida sun beam

It's when you dehydrate yourself and piss on a neighbor during a sunny Florida day. Typically the pisser does this from a high area such as a roof. The hot yellow piss will resemble sun rays as it flies through the air and into your neighbors eyes.

I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.

by FlashBangJane December 24, 2021

Florida Syndrome

Slow drivers in the left lane of any two-lane road; an acute inability to understand that the left lane is for faster-moving, passing vehicles.

Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.

by raybanshe February 16, 2025

Florida Rubber

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator

My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.

by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021