(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.
God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.
by jk_actually February 08, 2011
"why is the picture so potato quality?"
"why is the video so potato quality?"
"your screen makes the video look so potato."
"why is the video so potato quality?"
"your screen makes the video look so potato."
by FGUYRET4LGJ;KLSDH FLJ April 27, 2020
The treatment, often employed by an extremely beta individual used through online messaging which includes constantly ignoring the target, repeatedly responding with generic replies, going AFK randomly for hours at a time and randomly leaving mid-conversation. People who apply this treatment often contain traits such as acting emo or dis-attached, being lazy, having no motivation, sleeping all day and as stated before, being extremely beta.
by MegaToast July 01, 2015
by Tsjtwertnick January 11, 2017
The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)
by TurtleNugget911 November 27, 2019
Am a lonely potato
by Ok gurl January 22, 2018
man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes
by Action Aardvark February 05, 2011