Come on. Everyone knows that a Shanghai Surprise is when you take a shit in someone's toilet and instead of flushing, you just put the cover down. When the next person lift the cover to use the toilet, there is a nice shit waiting for them.
by AKHolland January 6, 2007
Get the shanghai surprisemug. The act of doing a female doggy style and after you have finished you surprise her by grabbing a sandbag and dropping it on the back of her head to knock her out while yelling "Sandbag Surprise".
Dude did you hear about Veronica? I guess she just got out of the hospital, some doushebag gave her a Sandbag Surprise.
by i have done this before =] January 15, 2010
Get the Sandbag Surprisemug. When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already ejaculated then when she turns around BAM! Nut All Over That Face!!
Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!
by jerusso December 9, 2008
Get the argentinian surprisemug. Secret acts of fun performed by girls, nationwide, at midnight. Origin: Trinity College in Hartford, CT.
(Term coined by DJ Underberg, NYC.)
(Term coined by DJ Underberg, NYC.)
i i i im your midnight surprise
better believe your eyes and get ready to play
i i i im your midnight surprise
goin to tantilize you in every way
better believe your eyes and get ready to play
i i i im your midnight surprise
goin to tantilize you in every way
by THE midnight surprise December 14, 2008
Get the Midnight Surprisemug. To lube up one's penis while hangliding with someone else in front of you, and inserting your penis into their butt while hangliding some 100 yards in the air.
We went for a vacation but Johnny gave me a hanglide surprise and missed his target, now I'm pregnant.
by bassbaboonist January 8, 2006
Get the hanglide surprisemug. You and your girlfriend decide to have chincken wings for dinner. You make sure and order the Xtra spicy wings. Once the meal is finished you fake wash your hands. Next you take your girlfriend into the bedroom and begin to finger her. Within 30seconds to a minute she will start to feel an excruciating burning sensation start to rage in her now throbbing pussy. It will most likely feel as if you have just set her pussy on fire with an industrial blow torch. She will scream "Fire!!! Fire!!" as she really thinks her pussy is in flames. You then begin the process of urinating all over her pussy to calm the blaze down.
Guy: hey honey those wings really got me horny.
Girl: I know what you mean!
Guy to friend: ... And then I fake washed my hands and gave her a Habanero Surprise!
Friend: Did you piss on that bitch to put out the fire??
Guy: Sure did!
Girl: I know what you mean!
Guy to friend: ... And then I fake washed my hands and gave her a Habanero Surprise!
Friend: Did you piss on that bitch to put out the fire??
Guy: Sure did!
by dick smeller June 13, 2008
Get the Habanero Surprisemug. An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
by Monty MacGuffin January 6, 2008
Get the Oxford Surprisemug.