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purchase halo

The period of socially acceptable time after a purchase, in which to freeload.

For example, time in which to use wi-fi / tables / sockets / toilets in a coffee house or restaurant, which extends from the point of ordering of a meal or drink, to the point at which one is asked to leave or the (usually justified) passive aggression of serving staff becomes a distraction to work. Length of time is proportional to value of the purchase, size of tip and quality of your small talk or flirting, with said staff.
Bustling pointedly past my table for the 25th time in 10 minutes, the waiter eyed me unpleasantly and loudly mentioned to his colleague about how busy it seemed in here today. The purchase halo of my small filter coffee had long since dwindled below the locally acceptable dimensions: we were in the end-game now.
by coffeecoffeeblahblahblah September 9, 2018
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Rusty halo

A term for the Anus.

Origin : The Irish band "The Script" unwittingly coined the term after writing a song called "Rusty Halo". Shrewd listeners and Script critics decided that it was a song about buttholes
"Angel in the streets, lets me see her rusty halo in the sheets"
by Rustyhalo123 May 15, 2018
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Halo

Halo is a game on Xbox where you have to fight off aliens in a suit
by Angerypigeon May 23, 2018
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Angel halo

The act of snorting angel dust off of someone's asshole.
Dude, I was looking for the bathroom at the party last week and I totally walked in on Santiago doing an Angel Halo off of Stephanie!
by Garagely420 June 10, 2017
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Halo 3

When 3 guys fuck eachother in the ass and they get bruised balls. Halo refers to the assholes and 3 refers to the 3 men.
Hey John want to go crack some cold ones and have a Halo 3 with Tristan
by nmice40 June 16, 2017
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Halo Brow

The Halo Brow is a phenomenon where women create a fake eyebrow that circles the top of their head, it's the Dirty Sanchez re-invented for 2018, or to help men know where they should be dropping their loads on the foreheads. This is popular on Instagram.
Phoebe thought she was the talk of the town when she got her halo brow, but realized now she is more of a freak than she expected. Tanya hates smelling the Dirty Sanchez so he asked her boyfriend to draw a halo brow on her forehead.
by FuglyMugCompany May 10, 2018
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devils wear halos

When people act like they are Something they're not. Pretending to be a certain way around people when in reality they are not as they seem to the naked eye.
by Manik mike February 16, 2017
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