google lag

The time it takes for you to look up what I already know.

Your google lag sucks. Reading a wikipedia article doesn't make you an authority on this subject.

by s13g3 January 19, 2007

google atheist

A term coined by a theist cause atheists have so much truth at their finger tips.

"I hate google atheists they are always finding facts to disprove god"

by Sykeo November 30, 2009

google smack

the google smack is a smack that is easily over-powered by the much more powerful Uber-smack and Deca-Smack

Jesters Google Smack was easily overpowered by Lews Uber-smack and jester died a horrible death

by Lews April 14, 2005

Google user

A term used by every idiot user for their slow ass computer, this term immediately disqualifies any valid opinion and makes you look like a fucking idiot

Hey Josh Look at that Google user over there

by Duckduckguy January 21, 2022

Google Drink

A drinking game. Go to google and type in the start of a query, everyone else tries to guess the google suggestions for the query. If you guess something that is not in the list, you drink. If you guess the suggestion at the top of the list, everyone else drinks. If everyone guesses something from the top 10 list, the query maker finishes his drink.

Yo lets play google drink!

Query maker: Alright, 'facebook is'
Guesser #1: the devil
Query maker: holy shit that's on the list
Guesser #2: gay
Query maker: nah sorry brah. drink.

by far2drnk June 22, 2010

Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Google around

v. A term often used to mean research. But researching by only using the popular search engine Google. Often used in forums when a direct/exact answer can not be given. Which usually results in a sarcastic thank-you from the asker. Googling around is most common among Google Monsters. Other uses may include in lieu of Explore, or Mindlessly Search Google.

User 1 "Where can I find the best bike shop?"

User 2 "There are a lot of good bike shops near Los Angeles, Google around."

User 1 "Thanks, :P"

by Pacman247 April 29, 2011