Crap N' Fap

The act of taking a dump and then masturbating.

Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"

John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"

by Fapking October 30, 2011

fart 'n dart

When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.

See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.

by K Siddy September 7, 2005

n-kake

a cheap advertising trick

"In this room i caught my dad and uncle..."
"...playing the new nokia mobile gaming device."

by rizu October 6, 2003

Flog 'n Sob

Crying while masturbating.

Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.

"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."

by Jack 'n Slack May 17, 2009

shit-n-get

Adverb: Something or someone who can accelerate or operate at an extremely high rate. Some common objects that can be described as being able to "shit-n-get" are muscle cars, military aircraft, M-60 & M2 .50 cal machine guns, olympic track stars, and Deion Sanders

"Man Jethro I tell ya, Uncle Jesse's hemi sure can shit-n-get"

"Ha ha, charlie thinks he runs fast, but this 50 can shit-n-get

by surfwax January 5, 2008

poke n stare

When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decreases the already minute chance of a woman achieving orgasm via fingering by almost 85%.

Girl 1: Ugh, Josh gave me the poke n stare last night. I had to fake it to get him to stop.
Girl 2: Ouch.

by Lush August 2, 2008

Sick 'n tired

When you have become so tired of something/someone, that it is making you sick. Something that mothers often say to their misbehaving, ill-mannered children.

Mother: Tony, I am so sick 'n tired of your shit lying all over, that it has made me sick to the point of vomiting in last nights casserole. I just dressed it with ketchup, so fuck you!

by Zob Rombie June 30, 2016