myspace pimping

(v) - When an individual, usually a loser or a pretty boy who just got dumped, goes on Myspace and looks for girls -- generally in his area -- and proceeds to "mack" on them on their myspace.

- Yo, I heard Dominick got dumped by Julia.

- Yeah, he's Myspace Pimping now.

- Hah! What a fag.

myspace pimping by AC August 3, 2006

myspace 

A great networking tool for business if you can ween through the scenester kids and emo screamers.

1: "myspace sucks"
2: "It can if you're there for a fake social life. But sell something and see your sales soar."

myspace by killahead April 18, 2006

myspace 

Myspace is something that people do when they are to lazy to get their fat asses up out of their seats and out of their house and hang out with their friends in real life.

I have a boyfriend on myspace but i havent actually met him yet. Hes really hot but his cock is bigger than mine.

myspace by lightpost July 19, 2006

myspace 

all these people talk about myspace being all about stalkers and girls to act slutty but not all people on myspace are doing that. The very people downtalking it are the people who are social outcasts and hate people who have friends. I personally use myspace but its not something that ive become addicted to. Its just a way to talk and interact with friends. And now myspace is becoming so mainstream. Its been around for a long time and just now are telivision stations and radio shows starting to spoof it and talk about how dangerous it can be for teens to get abducted and raped. So dont knock myspace untill youve tried it for a decent while dont start a page and then quit quickly because its too "stupid" for you

Myspace is mad sweet,"did you see the pic of me and you at the party."

myspace by flipo December 28, 2005

myspace 

the world's number one source of stalkers

guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: remember me from myspace?
girl: um, no
guy: really? we were really close.
girl: oh, ok. then you remember my dad's job?
guy: uhh...no.
girl: oh really, because i remember you were FASCINATED by it.
guy: oh really? what does he do?
girl: he works for the FBI and catching online predators
-GUY HAS SIGNED OFF-

myspace by llauren July 28, 2006

Myspace 

The Scientficially Excepted measurement of camwhore-ness and "oMgLyKiMsOoOoOOoHaWt!~!~~~"-ness.

A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"

Myspace Whore: "oMgLyKiHaVEa MySPAce! PlzpLzpLzzzzzGoCmmT"
Human: Ew. Myspace. *runs*

Myspace by Emma and the 1000 Paper cranes August 19, 2006

Myspace 

A place for emo teens who wear girls jeans (whether male or female) to make fake friends who are really rapists, murderers, and child molesters. These so-called "friends" take pictures from scenesters everywhere and combine them to look like a hot teenager. It's a site for people with no life to whine about having no life. And to beg for picture comments for people to tell them how cute they think they are. They post emo lyrics and captions everywhere and they talk about how ugly they are, but yet, they have a bunch of pictures.

Ooo, I have one friend:Tom. Tom loves me.

Ooo, that's a cute pic. I'm so putting it on myspace.

Myspace by Black_My_Eyes November 20, 2006