mountain ash

Mountain ash is a town where all the ard cunts live, u like it or leave it

WATCH OUT FROM THE 45!!!!!
Joking there all fags

Are u from mountain ash?
Yeh
Well n that’s embarrassing

by C2bunney September 29, 2022

Filthy Mountaineer

An ugly prank played after camping with one's best friend or girlfriend and eating a generous amount of grilled hot dogs or Brats. The pair hike to a nearby summit (preferably one of 8000' or more). Once at the summit and both persons are ready to expel the winers, the prankster takes initiative to find a viewable open location to do the deed. The prankster drops his/her pants whilst yelling to the prankee to look towards their bare ass, which should then be blowing mud toward the prankee as they look over. Hence the Filthy Mountaineer.

We hiked and hiked. Suddenly, I really had to go shit so I dropped my pants in front of Cindy and gave her a Filthy mountaineer!

by J>C>B March 5, 2008

horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.

I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.

by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008

bullshit mountian

Every show on fox news

Aidan: I was watching Bill o Riley last night, it was a complete mountain of bullshit.
Jack: Yeah, Fox is bullshit mountian

by Abck February 27, 2014

Swedish Mountain Climber

It is when you are jerking off and simultaneously jamming a dildo in your ass making it look like you are climbing a rope and while yodelling Abba songs.

"Last night i was alone and gave myself the Swedish Mountain Climber to the tune of Dancing Queen."

by Fuschia Panther April 14, 2014

Trans-Mountain Nap

When you go to work with an extra sock on your left foot then drive to a remote location at lunch and you use the extra sock to catch your sperm as you finish yourself off.

Joe: "Guys I was taking a trans-mountain nap when a murderer knocked on my window and asked to borrow my phone."
Eric: "Wow!! Did you at least get to finish?"
Joe: "Yea, of course!"

by toxic53 March 20, 2016

dude mountain

An act where several men, often ones who know each other, dogpile on one another while chanting "dude mountain".

Joe got a black eye from a dude mountain while drunk.

by sdrawkcaBsihTgnidaeRerAuoY May 7, 2016