jizz mopper

One who mops jizz

He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away

by Gothic Bob May 26, 2003

Mopes

Acronym: Most Oppressed People Ever Syndrome, commonly applied in football circles to refer to a group of people who revel in, and indeed define themselves by, the fact that they are the Most Oppressed People Ever, although in reality nobody gives a toss about them.

Celtic supporter: "Everyone hates us because we are Irish, but we don't care, in fact we want you to hate us because it only makes us stronger."
Everyone Else: "Get over yourselves you bunch of self pitying Mopes."

by neilta August 22, 2009

moppet

A toddler or child with a penchant for incessant noise-making. Often paired with the word "blood" when the target is a newborn infant.

"If you don't tell the goddamn blood-moppet to shut the hell up, I'll rent a jackhammer to drill its baby brains halfway to Kansas"

by Chisanth November 10, 2006

mopsicle

A popsicle that was secretly dipped in the toilet. Also see turdsicle

1: Did you take the last blue one?
2: Sure did, sucker!
1: You know that was a mopsicle, right?
2: DAMN! SET UP AGAIN!!!

by FUNKbrs June 25, 2005

MoPro

Short for Mobile Professional. Mobile Professionals are white-collar workers who spend at least 50% of their work hours away from their home office.

Mobile professionals are often characterized by crackberry addiction, high divorce rate, pearly whites, and inflated titles like "Emerging Technology Strategist."

My boss is a MoPro so I spend most of my time at work browsing MySpace.

by RickDT October 6, 2006

mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.

"'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down."

by Rich Lyons May 28, 2008

Mopeyhead

The act of receiving oral sex from an Emo chick.

Dude, I met some Emo chick last night and got some mopeyhead. Then I laughed at her poetry.

by Jreagal6187 October 10, 2010